Steve and I were cleaning up the apartment yesterday. It’s so empty, so clean, so Pine Sol fresh. I couldn’t believe all the old knick-knacks I held onto. I also can’t believe how much chicken and stir fry vegetables we had buried in the freezer from a year ago.
I also found this. Did you want me to keep it, Steve? Should I throw it away?
More here at Found Magazine.
Greg,
The note confirms my suspicions of Steve’s naivete as well as his lack for any masculinty. (the male species would never admit for a lack of knowledge in any area) Greg, you are far from naive and the epitome OF the male species. Who cares about Steven? I am avaliable!
Jess, I too would like to have a covert love affair with you, but I think that Steve would get fairly pissed off and seek retribution. The last thing I need is him posting those naked pictures from our Cancun trip. Then the whole world would know I lack masculinity in other areas.
As for now, you?ll have to settle for our rendezvous every Thursday (a.k.a. ?Bowling Night?).
Hey, I still read this site occasionally. Jerks…
What the heck! Don’t give Steve credit for that note! It was MINE!
Brad, how I’ve missed your slutty ways. Happy B-day, btw.
Thanks bud
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear slut bag
Happy Birthday to you
Thx Nikki
Happy birthday Brad! So you can legally start smoking and voting next year, huh?
How old do you think I am?! I just turned 19!
You can always count on me to recognize your accomplishments, Brad. Not your birthday, maybe, but certainly your accomplishments.
Soon I will be old enough to shave.
Hey Brad, just kidding bud. Maybe I should have put the tag on that one.