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Happy 50 Posts, Ya Big Yutz!!!
Ah, I suppose it’s the height of uncoolness to congratulate myself on 50 posts, but I am, so there. To celebrate, I’ve created a likeness of myself after reaching another notable 50…
Down to business. Right now I’m listening to Def Leppard. Generally, I think they’re crap, but the song “Two Steps Behind” is good in that cheesy 80’s power ballad sort of way. Fun fact: the drummer of Def Leppard has (had? he could have od-ed or something by now) one arm. Tell your friends…
Today was the weekly shopping trip with TJ, also known as procrastination when I need to be writing a paper. We went down to Target; I had three things that I needed to get for sure. 1) I needed rat food for Kitty, 2) I needed one of those snazzy notebooks with the black and white cover that contains graph paper, and 3) I needed a new pair of sandals because my trusty (not anymore) pair broke. I didn’t get any of those things, but I’ll tell you what I did get. I got a 2 hour reprieve from doing homework, a pair of Gap pants for $3.47, some sweet-smellin’ body wash, and some baking soda toothpaste. If anyone gives me guff for buying Gap pants and bodywash, I’m going to lock myself in the bathroom for two hours, draw a hot bath, listen to angry girl punk music, and eat a half gallon of H䡧en-Dazs. I’m not a pansy!
TJ and I have decided that we’re going to open a store in the mall called “Seasonal Crap.” It will only sell stuff that is out of season that other stores don’t carry. Here’s some things that we’ve tried to buy over the last few weeks that were nowhere to be found because they’re “seasonal” items and aren’t carried year round: sandals, swimtrunks (non-ugly ones), otter pops, goggles, Easter bunny suits, and many more. Well, I guess we didn’t try to buy Easter bunny suits and that “many more” part is a lie. I just thought the list was more impressive before I started writing it. Anyway, we’ve made a lot of unsuccessful stinkin’ trips to Target and the mall. Hey Target! You know what’s out of season? THOSE FREAKIN’ CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS YOU PUT OUT IN AUGUST!!! JUST SELL ME SOME BLINKIN’ SANDALS!!! Ok, I need to go breathe into a paper bag and put my feet up.