ChimpsAhoy

Since graduation, other than starting my job last week, I’ve been pretty lazy. I even went to visit my family in Michigan for a week. During this time I’ve managed to gain… ohh… around 12 pounds or so. Thankfully I’m getting used to my new working schedule and will start on my workout schedule next week.

Due to this weight gaining incident and the need to work out, I can’t help but wonder, when is the Chimp or Chump Challenge coming into town again?

So, the Chimp or Chump challenge is over! Filled with thrills, chills and skinny people getting fat. Let’s cut to the chase, this was by far the most exciting Challenge we’ve had yet. Jim pulled off what many called impossible, but to him, it was his dream. In an exciting 60-day stint, Jim dropped 20.5 pounds and in it, knocked off the favored Brad.

Meanwhile, I was working on representing for mediocrity. I placed last of all finishers. I didn’t like my love handles. Seriously, you could have held onto those things like a couple of monkey bars. I gave up. They are still there, but at least I feel better about eating less food. And I stop waking up to an overzelous gymnast performing his pommel horse routine on me. At least I think that’s what was going on…

Congratulations to all who participated. Though you may not have won, you should still visit chimpsahoy.com daily. Remember that not placing first does not mean you are loser; it just means you suck a little more than the person who placed before you. And there is no ‘I’ in Team.

How low have I gone? How much fat have I taken in? I am one depressing piece to look at. My newest pictures for the Chimp or Chump Challenge shocked me. At first I was telling Greg, “Let’s redo it so I’m standing up straight..” Then I realized I was standing up straight after the second shot.

Here’s a pic of me from the 2nd week with an overlay of the 7th week. Notice the blue area into which I’ve grown into. It’s things like putting lard into my fat shakes that have gotten me to where I am.

The Sad Story of Steven T (story may not be completely true)
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Holy crap, I ate so much today. After weighing in at a mere 148.5 (thanks to my pre-week of dieting) I ate 3 bowls of cereal. Next was the all you can eat Thai food for lunch. I piled away too much. After that, Greg and I made a ultimate shake, which consisted of Whoppers, Milk, Banana, Peanut Butter, 2 scoops of weight gainer (1000 calories!), and delicious Ice Cream. That thing weighed a pound per glass and had the consistency of glue. I didn’t think it was too bad at first, but when I got to the end I wanted to vomit like no other. I just finished eating 9 pieces of banana bread. I better stop typing to eat a bowl of cereal.