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Chimp or Chump Challenge Over!

greg — Fri, 16 May 2003 19:43:16 +0000

So, the Chimp or Chump challenge is over! Filled with thrills, chills and skinny people getting fat. Let’s cut to the chase, this was by far the most exciting Challenge we’ve had yet. Jim pulled off what many called impossible, but to him, it was his dream. In an exciting 60-day stint, Jim dropped 20.5 pounds and in it, knocked off the favored Brad.

Meanwhile, I was working on representing for mediocrity. I placed last of all finishers. I didn’t like my love handles. Seriously, you could have held onto those things like a couple of monkey bars. I gave up. They are still there, but at least I feel better about eating less food. And I stop waking up to an overzelous gymnast performing his pommel horse routine on me. At least I think that’s what was going on…

Congratulations to all who participated. Though you may not have won, you should still visit chimpsahoy.com daily. Remember that not placing first does not mean you are loser; it just means you suck a little more than the person who placed before you. And there is no ‘I’ in Team.

How low will I go?

brad — Wed, 16 Apr 2003 00:29:36 +0000

How low have I gone? How much fat have I taken in? I am one depressing piece to look at. My newest pictures for the Chimp or Chump Challenge shocked me. At first I was telling Greg, “Let’s redo it so I’m standing up straight..” Then I realized I was standing up straight after the second shot.

Here’s a pic of me from the 2nd week with an overlay of the 7th week. Notice the blue area into which I’ve grown into. It’s things like putting lard into my fat shakes that have gotten me to where I am.

Such a Sad Sad Man

brad — Tue, 11 Mar 2003 18:02:07 +0000

The Sad Story of Steven T (story may not be completely true)

I can’t believe it. Steve is losing so much weight. How does he do it? What are his secrets? He is toning up and burning the fat. All of this sounds nice, but is it healthy?

It all started yesterday. At least when I discovered his secret. Self-induced vomiting. I was thinking, “how far is this kid going to take it?” So last night I was going to talk to him about taking his updated Chimpsahoy pic, and he was in the other room foaming at the mouth. Evidently his stomach isn’t doing so well. The picture above is the picture he wanted to use for the contest, but I told him he needed to wipe his mouth off and get serious. I hope he’ll be ok. We keep you in our hearts.

First Day of Food

brad — Tue, 04 Mar 2003 04:42:04 +0000

Holy crap, I ate so much today. After weighing in at a mere 148.5 (thanks to my pre-week of dieting) I ate 3 bowls of cereal. Next was the all you can eat Thai food for lunch. I piled away too much. After that, Greg and I made a ultimate shake, which consisted of Whoppers, Milk, Banana, Peanut Butter, 2 scoops of weight gainer (1000 calories!), and delicious Ice Cream. That thing weighed a pound per glass and had the consistency of glue. I didn’t think it was too bad at first, but when I got to the end I wanted to vomit like no other. I just finished eating 9 pieces of banana bread. I better stop typing to eat a bowl of cereal.