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Time for a New Years Eve report. I’ll try to hit the highlights to the best of my recollection.

Tuesday [1:23 pm] The theme for New Years was what Jess described as “creative black tie”. Anotherwards, dress up in funny black and white costumes. At least that’s how I interpreted it. After spending almost 3 hours making my duct tape jacket and electric tape necktie, I had my costume ready to go. All that was left was to decorate my house for the night.
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Saturday our house was host to a wild and raging party. I’m sure there are lots of stories of mystery and excitement to be told (like someone needs to explain how Cold Stone got coated in candle wax and why someone drew a hoohoo on our wall), but I’m going to explain how I got coated in frosting and meat product. Strange as all this sounds, we weren’t filming an episode of “Too Hot for the Food Network.”
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