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Chimp or Chump Challenge Over!
So, the Chimp or Chump challenge is over! Filled with thrills, chills and skinny people getting fat. Let’s cut to the chase, this was by far the most exciting Challenge we’ve had yet. Jim pulled off what many called impossible, but to him, it was his dream. In an exciting 60-day stint, Jim dropped 20.5 pounds and in it, knocked off the favored Brad.
Meanwhile, I was working on representing for mediocrity. I placed last of all finishers. I didn’t like my love handles. Seriously, you could have held onto those things like a couple of monkey bars. I gave up. They are still there, but at least I feel better about eating less food. And I stop waking up to an overzelous gymnast performing his pommel horse routine on me. At least I think that’s what was going on…
Congratulations to all who participated. Though you may not have won, you should still visit chimpsahoy.com daily. Remember that not placing first does not mean you are loser; it just means you suck a little more than the person who placed before you. And there is no ‘I’ in Team.
bruce May 17th, 2003 00:19 am
dude i totally woulda beat jim if i didn’t get sick that one week. through everything off. shannon can back me up
shanno May 17th, 2003 00:20 am
yeah, bruce woulda won that thing easily. all i care about is that i beat bruce. haha
shan May 17th, 2003 00:21 am
greg dont feel bad about the love handles, they were a lifesaver in that hurricane remember?
greg May 17th, 2003 00:31 am
I don’t know what you are talking about. You should stop hittin’ the contraband before posting…
cindy May 19th, 2003 01:15 am
what – did jim just empty all the rocks out of his pockets? i’ll bet brad’s wishing he’d thought of that.
Jim May 20th, 2003 18:42 pm
Man I had this thing in the bag the whole time. Though I must apologize to Brad for letting him think he actually was in the running.
derk May 20th, 2003 19:10 pm
ha, you all paid five bucks apiece to either get fat/lose fat, i did that for free when i gained ten pounds then lost it as well as 5 more when i hiked the grand canyon, but don’t worry, they are coming back, and with reinforcements…