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I was shocked today to find out that there’s another chimpsahoy online. Given the only partially sane nature of last night’s post, I might have several personalities and this other chimpsahoy could very well be mine. In my daytime persona, I use my English major skills and I’m male but late at night, I sneak out of my bed, put on a dress, and write things like:

“i went to BOOMERS!!! like you didnt knoe… [who am i talking to?] well anyways today im goin to christines to swim YAY so happy!!! [not really] well… imma bring water balloons and im also bringing jennifer… i slep ova her house… MAN!!!! could anybody here swing swing or is it mah old song i dont even hear anything maybe i put the computer on mute… [checking] it was on mute but now it aint and i still cant hear anything well this aint mah computer this is jennifers so i think her computer is jacking up… well anyways yesturday in the go carts i would of drive but i was such a PUSSY i didnt want to drive i just want to scream OH YEAH!!! i was one of the loudest ppl… i screamed so loud that one of the workers there scream right back at me… [so cool] he didnt scream at me like SHUT UP!!! he was more like my scream WHOOOOOO!!!!!![and more!!!!!!] i regret not driving well anyways i lost twice in the colf shit thingy i wasnt serious… everytime i got one in i would say like “who made it? LOVELYN DID” i only acted COCKY [cocky hahhah cock funnie word] well anyways only time i acted cocky was when i was the first one who shot the ball in that would be like 2 times or 1…. after we were done wit the putt putt thingy me and raymond threw our balls [our balls hahahah] in the pond thingy made a big PLOP!!! im not sure if jennifer is still coming with me cause like her mom thinks its bad for people with braces to swim i need to ask her if she is still coming well anyways… yeah… i would write agen when im done swiming…”

At least we have the same sense of humor.