For the record, when the phrase “smoother than James Dean on a Slip ‘n Slide” takes the world by storm, you heard it first here on Chimps Ahoy.
For the record, when the phrase “smoother than James Dean on a Slip ‘n Slide” takes the world by storm, you heard it first here on Chimps Ahoy.
That’s a much catchier phrase than “hotter than boiling puppies.”
what is it with you guys!? were you terrorized by small, adorable animals at some point during your childhood? did somebody’s kitten chew your shoelace? did the neighbor’s puppy steal your candy? did a songbird’s cheerful warble interrupt your saturday morning cartoons? did you have a bad experience with mickey at disneyland? whatever it was, you should get some help.
Hey Cindy, I’m all about love for the animals. Except those damn manitees. They bother me SO much!
“smoother than my butt after using the washlet”
Animals rule…
I like animals that don’t poop or pee. And monkeys.
So you like them taxidermized, eh Steve?