Welcome to the first Chimpsahoy.com “Point – Counterpoint” Argument.
Snoopy Sucks
Peanuts has suckered too many people in. Seriously, the comic is so crappy, but everyone’s like, “It’s an American treasure”, and we like it because we are dumb nostalgic commercial fools who sell out to “cute” crap. You are the people that keep bands like Hanson, Nsync, and Backstreet Boys going because they are “cute.” If I see C. Brown miss a football or Lucy sell her advice for a nickel one more time, I’m not slowing down next time I see Woodstock flying at the windshield of my Mazda… big yellow feathers exploding and bird carcass rolling off my window in a massive fireworks display of pleasure. I will keep his beak on my key chain. Jump on the “Cathy”, “Fred Basset” and 98 Degrees train you suckers, but I’m not taking it anymore.
/End Counterpoint and Rant and Excuse My Sarcasm.
Greg, greg, greg. No matter how much Snoopy does actually suck, arguing with the woman icon of Chimpsahoy isn’t going to roll over well with the ladies. Remember, women are key. Respect the key. Love the key. Love it. NOW!
women=snoopy=respect? Someone needs to educate you in the ways of women!
Jess likes me more because I hate Peanuts.
Also, I think Brad just literally objectified women. Key to what? That’s a bad road to go down… Yikes.
whoa, look out everyone, greg’s growin’ balls.
You’re post made no sense, Greg. You just eqauted “Hanson, Nsync, and Backstreet Boys” with nostalgia. Nostalgia’s not always a bad thing, and, besides that, there’s no way that any of those crappy “musical” acts are nostalgic.
Also, (like you seem to have ignored from my posts on Shannon’s much more logical piece), Peanuts is totally different from comic horrors like Cathy and Fred Basset (whom I seem to recall mentioning was The Least Funny Comic Strip Ever). Get with the program, or at least start reading/comprehending the issues you’re debating.
Ryan, I can’t believe you are actually arguing against me. It’s like arguing against a clown who is pulling the heads of off cute puppies. You just can’t reason with him. Just let him finish off his batch of Cocker Spaniels and then go back to your business.
After I questioned Greg about what seemed to be a completely nonsensical and ridiculous arguement, he proceeded to assert the validity of his puppy-beheading clown arguement. He’s gone off his nut.
I believe I have two nuts, one being prosthetic.
And the other, an almond.
Do you like peanuts?
Ahh, the children are jesting again. How quaint. The conversation has slide down the proverbial slide and right into the mud hole of absurdity. I find it interesting when people make fun of things that others are fond of to build themselves up because they have ran out of clever things to say about themselves.
Now Gregory, if I recall, you did have a Snoopy doll when you were young, in fact you got it at Knottsberry farm and it had a pilots outfit on. Did something happen in your childhood that made you so ridiculously defensive towards this issue? Maybe it was the time I threatened to take it from you and put its outfit on my doll.
Oh and your comment about hitting a bird and how it wouldn’t phase you I could make a few comments about that too but pointing out your hypocrisy on your own website would just be unfair now wouldn’t it?
Shannon, truly you are above this and should let them think as they will because as they are men of the age of 21 they still have much to learn about women and at this point beer and small descriptive words like shit, damn, bastard, and other such language make them feel like big tuff men when really the phrase “oh no, my creativity is seeping away, so lets fill the void with a curse word” seems to come to mind.
You will have to forgive me as I am inbittered by what I just read and really am saddened because I used to come on and laugh till I was blue in the face and now I see people teasing to the point where it hurts others. Tsk tsk and shame on you all. Oh and don’t think I don’t know that I will be thrashed for my comments here but since I don’t frequent the site much I spose I will just have to miss out on my turn at the guillotine of degredation. Cheerio fools! Oh and please make sure I have a water with lemon in it the next time I come over and that no one is sitting in my favorite chair. Oh yeah “the ol’ one” has still got it. And boys, you are much too creative and funny to let the web site come to such goings on. Don’t dissappoint me so.
dude, no one needs to know about my Snoopy doll.
And shannon says bastard too.
Ok, so someone completely misunderstood my post. I’m just saying doing the “Point – Counterpoint” like a bastard doesn’t leave a good impression. Especially when it’s Shannon showing the love for Snoop.
By the way, well said Cori
radley, i totally understood what you were saying, these guys are just giving you a hard time. thanks for your support, lol.
i personally think gregs point/counterpoint is funny, it doesnt matter what he does, he’ll always be my little bastard.
cori, it brings me great joy to know that the “bird killer” used to have a snoopy. thanks for the info, hehehe. its all in good fun babe.
I see Greg’s comparison of Snoopy with Hanson, et al. It’s not nostalgia as much at it’s a soft spot for cutesiness, both of which leave me feelin’ queazy.If I’m gonna read a cartoon with animals in it, I’ll pick Get Fuzzy over Peanuts every time.
I think Greg is well grounded in his beliefs and has a right to his own opinion. These are the beliefs that will one day mold him into a great father that tells his children bedtime stories of how Snoopy is dead and daddy killed him by biting his head off like Ozzy Osbourne. Hold strong mighty Greg, hold fast.
quit the whinin eh!
Dude, Mike, Get Fuzzy is great. Satchel the dog wears a watch…That alone sold the whole comic for me.
holy shnykies…on toast…
haha sweet, Kevin; still got that link on your name.
I am hurt. I’m not a British cigarette.
Last I checked, though, you were a bundle of sticks.
I can’t help but see that you’re ending “/End Coutnerpoint (blah blah blah)” looks mysteriously like html tags….dork….
i can’t help but see that you were the first person to notice that…dork…