Imagine my surprise when I realized all of my roomates have celebrity counterparts:
-Ryan is the spittin’ image of video game star Max Payne! Try not to confuse him for the gun blazing shoot-em-up cop!
-Dave is Patrick Fugit’s twin! Maybe you thought you saw him in Almost Famous?
-Sonath looks just like the mailman!
And with my resemblance to Orlando Bloom, we could start a tour of no-talent pop culture phenom look-a-likes!
sonoth should go pro, and then stick it to yao ming, cuz we all know that 7 ft behemoth is just frontin, and that sonoth is the real deal… word to your mutha…..
those are awesome! thanks for the laughs, man. but what about the rest of us humps?
I’ve been told that, in the right light, I look like a young James Earl Jones.
I don’t even want to know who I look like.
That Ryan guy looks nothing like me. I’m better looking and much angrier. This comparison is pafinful, like a bullet lodged between the 7th and 8th discs in my back. I’m going to add that guy (and this “Greg” character) to my kill list for insulting me and taking away my dignity.
I am insulted, Max Payne! You only wish you had my body and cheesy inner dialogue!
All 124 lbs of me will be waiting for you..Mona Sax is mine!
More Sex belongs to Ryan!